This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.
stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”
“If it’s a legitimate storm, your house has a way of shutting itself down to protect itself.”
Tom Waits Uncredited and Undated Photograph
“Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.” Tom Waits
that never occurred.
wow tumblr is back i almost did something productive phew
Don’t underestimate me. Don’t take me for granted. Don’t take advantage of my kindness. Be good.