This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.
stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”
November
These anonymous
leaves, their wet
bodies pressed
against the window
or falling past—
I count them
in my sleep,
absolving gravity,
absolving even death
who knows as I do
the imperatives
of the season.
— Linda Pastan, from “The Months”
“If it’s a legitimate storm, your house has a way of shutting itself down to protect itself.”
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Tom Waits Uncredited and Undated Photograph
“Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.” Tom Waits
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hell
than
to remember
vividly
a kiss
that never occurred.
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wow tumblr is back i almost did something productive phew
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
realist shit I have ever read.
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if i was e e cummings i would say “e e leavings” every time i left a room
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Don’t underestimate me. Don’t take me for granted. Don’t take advantage of my kindness. Be good.
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